Decadent tramp
Staggering down the Strand after a birthday meal with some mates, I was carrying a bottle of Champagne and a big Cuban cigar that one of them had bought me. I was feeling a little icky after too much drinking, so couldn’t stomach the thought of either. There was a small group of homeless people crowded around the alleyway next to McDonalds so I gave the nearest one the fizzy grape juice and turd stick. Very amusing to look back to see him puffing away and firing the cork into the street. Amusingly he still seemed to be asking people for change which an unsurprising lack of success.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)