A mate of mine hired a load of tramps
to come round to his place and lay down in a line in his back garden.

My mate then let his kids loose on them. The kids bounced up and down, squealing in delight and generally having a whale of a time as they jumped higher and higher, The vagrants suffered cracked ribs, broken limbs, severe internal bleeding. But they were getting paid (twenty B & H and a whole bottle of white star between ten of them), so they didn't really mind.

You can keep your high-tec gadgets.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can impress a bunch of kids more than a genuine, living, breathing (stinking of piss) tramp-oline.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:27, 4 replies)

Quality Effort As Usual.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:31, closed)

spang!!!!!
hey mate haven't been here in a while! good work!
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:38, closed)

ooooof
*reels*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:39, closed)

This post contains no spunky bumsex
Who are you and what have you done with SpankyHanky?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:25, closed)