Porn mag on the train station.
Sitting waiting for my train with 5 or 6 random women and one smelly old tramp in a very bad pin-stripe suit. It was a small village stop so not much around. The tramp, while constantly groaning and spluttering pulls out a grotty copy of Fiesta and stands right by all the women blatantly rubbing his nuts and laughing. I was just about to stand up and say something like 'I say old chap, it's just not on!' but instead all the women shuffled around and ended up standing around me, I realised, hoping I would protect them! This bolstered my manliness to the max thinking that all these ladies needed me for protection from the weirdo so I stood between them and him with my arms crossed looking annoyed. For an Englishman this is a grave threat and the tramp wandered off muttering and rubbing. All the ladies thanked me for my braveness and I felt genuinely useful for once in my life.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:00, 4 replies)

Hehe!
I like it! *clicks*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:57, closed)

A noble of act of firm arm crossing
I do hope your frown was severe.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:13, closed)

Did
you tut too?

*clicks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:15, closed)

You beast you.
*clicky*
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:50, closed)