Tramps
The town I am from is a shithole.
It doesn't really suffer from tramps or begging just the usual old alcoholics from the New Connection Centre littering the town with empty cans of Special Brew.
However one year the pub I worked in seemed to have an influx of tramps popping in to use the toilet/have a wash/sleep etc. I didn't have a problem with this. My attitude was simple-I didn't get paid enough to care.
Here is a few that stand out-
* Father Christmas, a lovely old man that looked like Father Christmas,he appeared around the start of December(weirdly!). He was very well spoken and obviously well educated and used to sing 'slow boat to china' to me. Told me about his life and how he became homeless when his business went bust 20 years previously. Used to let him sleep in the corner, occasionally waking him up to give him a free coffee. After xmas he disappeared! But he was nice, clean and didn't drink!

*Skate boy-this guy was the opposite to F.Christmas. A horrible little twat to be honest. Blatantly on some sort of drug he was rude to the customers and stole anything that wasn't screwed down. Eventually got banned from the premises for pissing all over the toilet walls.

And finally vomit lady, one of the customers came to the bar saying that the female tramp who had just left the toilet had a slight accident. When I went to look it was like a horror movie. Slight accident my arse. There was fucking puke everywhere, on the doors, toilet, ceiling, window, sink, needless to say I had to clean it up. It smelt like shit and took about 2 hours to clear up.

Funnily enough after the last incident I found a job that paid better.
(Jayde bored of shit tv!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:33, 5 replies)

Her sick smelled of shit...? What had she been eating...?




Actually, no, I don't want to know...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, closed)

it was probably a mixture! shit and puke!
but you have a point, need to watch what I'm writing!
(Jayde bored of shit tv!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:19, closed)

Shithole
If you're talking about Camborne, then it certainly is. I have the misfortune of working there of late.
(Treacle Cock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:57, closed)

hmm, funny that you guessed that....
... It's probably the worst place in Cornwall
(Jayde bored of shit tv!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:29, closed)

Cornwall
There are a few worst places in Cornwall, but Camborne wins some significant prizes in the worst-of the-worst stakes. If it was nearer the sea no-one would notice.
(Treacle Cock, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:53, closed)