Homeless, knife-wielding Glaswegian tramp in Amsterdam...
I was in Amsterdam a few months back with a big group of mates, over for the usual - a few days of drunken and/or stoned debauchery in one of the greatest party towns on the planet. Now I'd been there before so I knew what to expect, but I wasn't expecting what's in the title of this post;

Myself and a few others from our group were waiting outside a bar near our hostel just outside the Red Light, standing in a circle chatting. Suddenly this guy comes and stands right behind my mate, who reacts as you'd expect - taking a step forward, turning around to see who's there. Who was there but a filthy, piss-stinking, swivel-eyed, bearded tramp (with one arm in a sling). Who turned out to be a Glaswegian. As if a regular angry crazy tramp wasn't bad enough, he had to be Glaswegian...

He took offense at my mate's actions and shouted, "Don't you do that! - you don't want to make a Scotsman angry, boy!". At which point he proceeded to pull a blade from his sleeve and take a slash at my mate, who manages to dodge out of the way. Needless to say, we legged it back down the road to the safety of our hostel, as we hear the tramp starting an argument with some unfortunate random bastard behind us.

Amsterdam. The craziest fucking town on Earth.
(gunforhireuk, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:59, 1 reply)

Same
thing happened to us in Prague, we were standing in a circle on Wenceslas Square when we suddenly noticed a dishevelled man had joined the group.

"Who are you?"

He kicked my mate's hand.

"Ow what the fuck was that for???"

Tramp - "No say fuck to me!!" *pulls knife*

Running away.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:44, closed)