Tramp pic gets me laid
Years ago, I suffered the misfortune of losing my home, my fiance and my job within about two weeks of eachother.
But this is not a tale of woe... oh no.

Luckily (or unluckily depending where your sitting) my grandad had passed away about two months earlier. With me at a loose end my dad gave me the keys to the house and I ended up living there for a little while. The only downside to the place was there was no furniture to speak of, no hot water and the whole place leaked.
Still, I was destitute and it was kinda comfy. I had a sleeping bag and a roof over my head, so I wasnt complaining.

To cut a long story short, I set myself up as an IT contracter and jetted off to the heady town of Aberdeen to work for BP for a ridiculous sum of money.
A couple of months into the contract, I got to know this pretty blonde lady ten years my junior and set about trying to impress her with my worldy knowledge and anecdotes.
One of these was about 'me being homeless' for a while and how I'd managed to pull myself up by my bootstraps and get back on the employment ladder.
Was bollox really, but she had great baps so a little lie didnt seem the worst thing.
Funny thing was though she didnt really believe me, could see it in her eyes.
Till she was at my place and I'd just got some photographs back. As I was flicking though them she came across one taken by my mate at the house, of me in my sleeping bag next to a broken window.
"wots this?"
"Oh thats me when I was homeless".
Cue a sparkle in her eyes and shazam.... got me end away

result
(EvilMeister, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, 3 replies)

Dude
You just reminded me. The Shazam App is really good for the Iphone. It's like witchcraft or some shit.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:11, closed)

I like this story

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, closed)

Who says we Aberdonians aren't generous?
Have a click from me.

(Not as good as what you got off her, but there you go)
(Capo, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, closed)