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I've had guns pointed at me in many different countries, sometimes even by our own side. I've also sat on my own on a beach on a desert island, which was nice because nobody was trying to shoot me. Tell us your tales of foreign travel.

Thanks to SnowytheRabbit for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:43)
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I had some excellent advice from a Datoga cattle baron by Lake Eyasi in Tanzania.
"Simba!" He said, for I had quite the handsome mane of curly hair at the time. "Simba! You must remember one thing when you go back to your country. If you ever find yourself telling an anecdote that involves an uneventful trip through an airport security scan then you must take your kisu and cut out your own throat. If your life has become that dull then you have no life."
Then he wrapped himself more tightly in his blanket, spat on the ground, and said. "Cheers."
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:34, 8 replies)

little chuckle at that last line.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:42, closed)
Then he offered me a go on one of his wives.
Distressingly, this is the only part of this story that is close to true.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:52, closed)
One in particular or was it a 'take your pick' deal?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:02, closed)
We never reached that stage of negotiation.
But they ranged from about sixty down to fourteen.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:41, closed)
We call 'em
panga's down my way.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:38, closed)
Herp derp derpity!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 13:04, closed)
this to win.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:57, closed)

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