I had some excellent advice from a Datoga cattle baron by Lake Eyasi in Tanzania.
"Simba!" He said, for I had quite the handsome mane of curly hair at the time. "Simba! You must remember one thing when you go back to your country. If you ever find yourself telling an anecdote that involves an uneventful trip through an airport security scan then you must take your kisu and cut out your own throat. If your life has become that dull then you have no life."
Then he wrapped himself more tightly in his blanket, spat on the ground, and said. "Cheers."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:34, 8 replies)

little chuckle at that last line.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:42, closed)

Then he offered me a go on one of his wives.
Distressingly, this is the only part of this story that is close to true.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:52, closed)

One in particular or was it a 'take your pick' deal?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:02, closed)

We never reached that stage of negotiation.
But they ranged from about sixty down to fourteen.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:41, closed)

We call 'em
panga's down my way.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:38, closed)

Herp derp derpity!
b3ta.com/questions/travel/post1939344
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 13:04, closed)

this to win.
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:57, closed)

Cheers.

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:57, closed)