Christmas in Uraguay
In stark contrast to the usual, one year me and the missus spent our holiday in Uraguay. It didn't offer anything in the way of traditional fare, so for Christmas day itself I shaved my beard into a "Lemmy", put on a Hawaiian shirt and we went to the casino instead. I lost everything on the roulette table, while the missus doubled her money on the slot machines so she bought the drinks that night.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:54, 11 replies)

Winding up the regulars
is neither big nor clever, emvee.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:00, closed)

I'm quite sure I don't have any idea what you mean
*whistles*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:05, closed)

I do it (badly) every fucking week .
You don't tell me off.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 6:58, closed)

I take everything you say as gospel,
and just assume that you're a very odd man.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:06, closed)

I'm kinda sorry I'm married
and straight right now.

Yes I am. Very odd.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:41, closed)

Not as sorry as your wife is!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:44, closed)

*uruguay

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 6:12, closed)

*Uruguay

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 6:35, closed)

Huh, spellchecker even picked it up and I didn't notice

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:52, closed)

*Your all gay

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:05, closed)

*guay

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:15, closed)