the travel game
when i was very little, i shared a room with my brother and sister. when bedtime came and we couldn't sleep, we'd play the travel game.
the game consisted of deciding beforehand which country we were going to, then burrowing under the blankets to the ends of our beds, where we'd pretend to have been transported to the country of our choice.
our adventures largely involved eating pistachio ice cream, swimming in pools and going on pedalos.
we were very easily pleased as children :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52, 16 replies)

It scores well for
cuteness, but you really should have been sleeping, you little bastards.
(username failed moderation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:51, closed)

we were always up in time for school

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:09, closed)

pistachio?
you massive ponces
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:11, closed)

it was an unobtainable treasure in late 70's liverpool

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:21, closed)

I still play that game.
But it involves Google Earth, travel websites and the like.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:33, closed)

oh, don't
i'll end up playing the "if i was rich" game all afternoon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:42, closed)

I love that one.
Researching cars, bars, fancy restaurants, cruise lines and homes on fjords...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:52, closed)

it's islands with me
got a bond villain hideout fetish
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, closed)

I do that too.
Have you seen Tristan Da Cunha? Perfect-looking for a lair. Or the fantastically-named Deception Island.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:40, closed)

seen the first, but not the second
shall google the hell out of it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:12, closed)

fuck, checked out deception island
no way i'd spend millions to live somewhere cold enough to freeze your henchmen off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, closed)

It's perfect for when you carry out your evil plan to pump CO2 into the atmosphere.
Then it'll be in the only place for comfortable habitation...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:57, closed)

have you been reading my evil manifesto?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:10, closed)

My spies are everywhere...

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:30, closed)

I read pedalos as paedos
I've been here too long
( rofl harris, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:35, closed)

ahahaha

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:42, closed)