Some food advice whilst traveling.
1.) If you wouldn't put it in your mouth when it was alive don't start now. If you're not a gay sheep-o-phile then you probably won't enjoy eating their testicles. Even on a dare.

2.) If you can't speak the language and you're not sure what you're ordering then stick to the number system. Unless you really wanted that deep fried donkey's faeces, squid's beak soup and pre-chewed cud salad.

3.) If you are not adept at using the local eating utensils ask for a knife and fork. Despite the fact that you may want to look legit - you'll probably end up with a stain on your clothes. Most of the 3rd, 4th and 5th world knows what they look like - they just may not use (or wash) them regularly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:52, 4 replies)

Very weak.

(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:53, closed)

I was going for
Milquetoast.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:23, closed)

having just watched no reservations
this amuses me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:01, closed)

Why should my reluctance to chew the leg off a living sheep
deter me from enjoying a good Sunday roast?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:01, closed)

you tedious bellend.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:46, closed)