
What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Probably a bottle of Gin and my Fleshlight.
Lady St.Roker has never been able to leave the house in anything approaching a hurry, so would surely perish in the blaze.
The tipple and the latex gipper would enable me to console myself and move on at the same time.
Length - not sure, but it's the one that looks like a pink, pert lady's bumhole.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 15:36, Reply)
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