My most treasured possessionWhat's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
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chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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As an accountant,I feel that it is my duty to inform you that you are legally required to retain the past seven years financial records and that it is your responsibility to ensure that said documentation is not destroyed. Therefore, in the event of a fire I suggest you forego saving items of sentimental value and replaceable family members in favour of financial documentation.
For a nominal fee, I can meet you at the front door of your burning residence and perform an in situ audit to ensure that all relevant information is removed from the premises. This will ensure that you are fully compliant with HMRC regulations.
For more information contact "Fuck Me, My House Is On Fucking Fire Accountancy Services" on 0800-555-FIRE
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:08,
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really?I don't even generally keep 7 days of financial records....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:17,
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Well...If you have to complete a UK Self Assessment Tax return.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:19,
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