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This is a question My most treasured possession

What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?

My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.

Either that or my Grandfather's swords.

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Not strictly on topic, but it does have me saving a child from a burning building....

I rang in to work, one Monday morning, and left a message for my boss that I wouldn't be in as I'd broken my little finger and need to get it strapped up.

The next day I bounced into work with my broken finger strapped to my ring finger.

"OK Legless" says boss "How did you manage to do that?"

"I did it when I ran into a burning house to save a little girl"

"Really?" says boss looking impressed

"Nah - I was drunk on Sunday and tried to stab my little finger through three beer-mats...."


Cheers
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 9:09, 1 reply)
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I remember that night - you were very drunk and it was only ONE beer mat. how we laughed at your pain while you cried into your neat Jack.

I also seem to recall soaking my beer mats to make the game nice and easy but thats cos i'm a prized cunt
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 14:43, closed)

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