
What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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If somebody dies in a house fire, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 12:45, 2 replies)

On if it's an open or closed casket funeral.
If it's an open one it'll cost more.
I mean, have you ever tried to stick the feathers back on a roast chicken?
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 12:48, closed)
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