The whole general mish-mash....
Years of lurking, and finally this topic has my popping my posting cherry. Fitting I suppose.

My proper respose would be that it's easier to list what *doesn't* turn me on, but that's really no fun. I'll just hit some of the more interesting bits.

1. Some mentioned thunderstorms earlier... Nothing like a stifilingly hot and humid day when breathing breaks you out in a sweat, where inhaling makes you feel like you are drowning. Suddlenly, the temprature drops, the air electrifies, clouds roll, in... that period of anticipation... BOOM! The sky cracks open, lighting, thunder, torents of rain, and the little (figuratively) soldier stands up to salute. Holy monkey lovin!

2. A lady in a babydoll t-shirt. Specifically, when the shirt is so tight, horizontal stress lines show up between her
norks... a la:
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3. A lady with short hair in pigtails, where the hair is parted through the middle and the pigtails are tied very low on the head, like so:
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(random internet pic... she's not that cute, but the hair kicks it up a few notches for me)

4. A woman who knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to take it from me. I was never into biting until this girl I met. Seemed like all she wanted to do is leave red markings (not hickies, but bite marks) all over my chest and neck. Hurt like hell the way she did it, but it hurt soooo good.

5. Smarts. Intelligence does it big, as does a willingness to learn. I'm prone to go into dork-mode and start bringing up interesting bits of information about weather phenomena, Akhenaton's monotheistic experiment, ect. at any time, and any woman that can hold a conversation about random bookish topics, or eagerly sits and listens as I babble on is a woman I want to spend some time with between the sheets... weird but true.

Length, girth? You know you like it...
(monkey explosion, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:56, Reply)