Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
I'll drag this out again:
I used to be in a band. Having recorded a demo (yeah - this was back in the day where you couldn't just do it all on your fucking iPad, kids) at considerable personal expense, one evening before a gig we were sitting with mates, and discussing what to do with said demo - where and who to send it to.
Suddenly matey-boy over there clicks his fingers loudly and declares triumpantly, "I know! You want to send it to Jo Wily on XFM! She'll play any old shit!"
Cheers,
mate.
Hearing the entire two tables of us go silent and stare at our shoes, he followed desperately with "No! I mean ... er ... I mean I don't think she listens to any of the stuff she plays before she puts it on ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:58,
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i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it's quite likely that your band was shit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:03,
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People we didn't know danced at our gigs.
So that was nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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He was right though.
She's a tone deaf muppet and you were shit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:06,
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I was the drummer - I have no dog in the fight.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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You do have a dog, though,
don't you?
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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Might do - who's asking, plod?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:59,
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Maybe a mod with an itchy trigger-finger
Maybe not.
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.Yeti., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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one finger, one mod, one shed with a dog
keep moving
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:27,
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lol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:57,
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