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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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It's usually me.
Either being made a twat of, or doing it quite nicely on my own. I've lost count the number of times I've been at a house party, get completely blotto voce, and wake up in the morning to looks so frosty they could double up as a freeze ray. Luckily, that hasn't happened in recent years, probably because I stopped going to those sort of parties.

One that springs immediately to mind, apart from severely offending birthday girls, accidentally insulting the party hosts, or generally pissing off all and sundry would be a b3ta bash held in Cambridgeshire. I had come into possession of a green, dusty substance popular with the students, which I smoke with great gusto. And then got so hungry I got the munchies, only to be told the morning after that they'd been loaded.

So all of this lead to me losing my little baggy, loudly going round the garden, shouting to all and sundry if anyone had seen it. What a twat. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:20, 9 replies)
Alright, the luggage.

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:50, closed)
What a rush though, eh?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:53, closed)
It was at the time.
Until I, in common parlance, pulled a whitey.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:03, closed)
Haven't you coloureds got enough women of your own?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:10, closed)
and then drink, sunshine.
Never the other way around.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:22, closed)
100% of the time.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 7:37, closed)
I hear you also found a replacement baggy that was not yours -indeed, considerably better-
a sleeping baggy. And then took it home. Nice.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:51, closed)
Now that I don't recall.
And I'm not in the habit of nicking sleeping bags, or anything else for that matter. So whomever told you that is, not to put to fine a point on it, a fucking liar. And a daft bastard for losing their sleeping bag. And could you possibly be any more passive aggressive? If you're going to say something, say it. Don't dance round it like some sort of nancy.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:18, closed)

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