Can you summarise that for me?
I read the first paragraph and almost slipped into a coma.
( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:20, 3 replies)

Got to give kudos where it's due
to the English Education System.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:23, closed)

At least we can buy our kids Haribo
without having to make them work for it.
( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:54, closed)

I don't get it.
The only vague idea I have is that you're trying to suggest that in the UK kids are bought lollies but in Oz they are earnt by being abused and thus all Australians are paedophiles.
Whilst I'm sure we have our fair share of pedos, I think you'll find that you are wrong.
Interestingly this is one of the few places on the net where "nonce" jokes are not only ok, they are actively encouraged.

I'd be a bit more concerned about that quite frankly!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:13, closed)

I think you're reading way too much into what is a throwaway comment.

( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:25, closed)

Or....
Sarcasm is such a difficult thing to master.
Isn't it?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:39, closed)

Now you're just being a tool.

( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:42, closed)

'now'?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:44, closed)

all ozzies are tedious lightweights

(alright alright, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:24, closed)

seems to be some lightweight ozzies congratulating each other on supping twenty pints of light beer over the course of a thirty hour flight
i had twenty five pints in about 8 hours on my twenty fifth birthday and you don't see me writing a fucking essay about it
(alright alright, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:29, closed)

Definition of a
HARD MAN right here.
Or at least a 25 yo. alcoholic.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:24, closed)

How did you get so fat and knackered looking when you're such a lightweight?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:29, closed)