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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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this guy I know Robbed a Care home

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:54, 15 replies)
My mate once threw a copy of Goldilocks at me.
You could say he lobbed a bear tome.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:09, closed)
I once heard about someone who was caught having sex with a 1970s garden ornament.
He nobbed a flair gnome.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:28, closed)
Chap I know is such a strident Tory that he once spat on a former Labour prime minister's grooming kit.
He gobbed on Blair's comb.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:03, closed)
I heard of this guy who used to spend eighteen hours a day on a messageboard he didn't understand being sneered at and bullied.
You could say he was a "Rob Fairholme".
(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:44, closed)
I don't get it.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:57, closed)
Neither does he, now he's getting divorced.

(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 19:02, closed)


(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:07, closed)
Mum?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:33, closed)
Whoa now, posting his real name is one thing, but pictures of his kids is taking it a bit far.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:51, closed)
Oh I say!

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:57, closed)
POWWW

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:01, closed)
FATALITY

(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:21, closed)
this gay I know rimmed katie holmes.

(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:00, closed)
Not ANOTHER Star Wars post.
:(
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 0:10, closed)
This guy I know fingered a dog
I think his name was Rob, but I don't care, Holmes.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:10, closed)

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