Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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this guy I know Robbed a Care home
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:54,
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My mate once threw a copy of Goldilocks at me.
You could say he lobbed a bear tome.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:09,
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I once heard about someone who was caught having sex with a 1970s garden ornament.
He nobbed a flair gnome.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:28,
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Chap I know is such a strident Tory that he once spat on a former Labour prime minister's grooming kit.
He gobbed on Blair's comb.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:03,
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I heard of this guy who used to spend eighteen hours a day on a messageboard he didn't understand being sneered at and bullied.
You could say he was a "Rob Fairholme".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:44,
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I don't get it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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Neither does he, now he's getting divorced.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 19:02,
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McChinaman banned, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:07,
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Mum?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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Whoa now, posting his real name is one thing, but pictures of his kids is taking it a bit far.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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Oh I say!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:57,
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POWWW
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:01,
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FATALITY
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McChinaman banned, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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this gay I know rimmed katie holmes.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:00,
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Not ANOTHER Star Wars post.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 23 Sep 2013, 0:10,
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This guy I know fingered a dog
I think his name was Rob, but I don't care, Holmes.
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Eukanuba, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:10,
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