Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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My mate once threw a copy of Goldilocks at me.
You could say he lobbed a bear tome.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:09, closed)
You could say he lobbed a bear tome.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:09, closed)
I once heard about someone who was caught having sex with a 1970s garden ornament.
He nobbed a flair gnome.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:28, closed)
He nobbed a flair gnome.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 17:28, closed)
Chap I know is such a strident Tory that he once spat on a former Labour prime minister's grooming kit.
He gobbed on Blair's comb.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:03, closed)
He gobbed on Blair's comb.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:03, closed)
I heard of this guy who used to spend eighteen hours a day on a messageboard he didn't understand being sneered at and bullied.
You could say he was a "Rob Fairholme".
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:44, closed)
You could say he was a "Rob Fairholme".
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:44, closed)
Whoa now, posting his real name is one thing, but pictures of his kids is taking it a bit far.
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:51, closed)
( , Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:51, closed)
This guy I know fingered a dog
I think his name was Rob, but I don't care, Holmes.
( , Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:10, closed)
I think his name was Rob, but I don't care, Holmes.
( , Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:10, closed)
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