My "been ignored by Dr Shambolic" thread was better.

Welcome to the club, though. There's a badge, a secret handshake, and we have cocoa on Tuesdays. Also, you have to learn the song:

"We h8 4 reel
Doc Shambolic
He makes us feel
Melancholic."

There's more, but it gets a bit boring after the 108th verse.

Anyway - howdy partner!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:27, 2 replies)

You've been quite chirpy recently.
Why would you want to remind people of when you were a ridiculous ball-ache?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:42, closed)

Because Internet War is more than a little bit silly* (especially given that everyone left here now is well aware of the site's MO), and I'm not above taking the piss out of myself.

* Which isn't to say that I won't do it again, as it's also quite entertaining.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 0:03, closed)

It's just this sort of self-awareness that is ruining online bullying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:48, closed)

Ooo, can I join the club too please?
It seems Shambles put me on 2.0 in the last 24 hours.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 14:39, closed)

Welcome to the squad, soldier.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:39, closed)