Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
I haven't deleted anything, what the fuck are you on about?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:34,
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I heard you deleted a guy clean out of existence with a mighty headbutt that landed with the force of the Big Bang.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:37,
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I cut somebody's head off with a samurai sword.
I think it was me. Could have been baldmonkey.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:40,
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I deleted your mum.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:43,
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Well that's ruined the weekend for Hull KR.
And the Welsh Guards. And the population of Cornwall. And me.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:46,
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After refreshing her repeatedly.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:46,
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I shredded yours.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:49,
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MUM.JPG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 23:58,
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