i don't really have any twat friends; just a few who have behaved twattishly on various occasions
however, some of my friends have married right twats. check out stingy pete...

we were all round at my friends' house one evening. 3 couples and foreveralone me. i arrived late, as i wasn't eating. when their thai takeaway arrived, even later than me, it was £58. the host said, that's £20 each then, tiny tip for the delivery guy.

"excuse me," said stingy pete, who earns a hella good salary btw, "but ours is only £18..."

he has also been known to take undrunk bottles of wine home with him after going to a dinner party, been caught pocketing the tip when it was left in cash by someone else, and, worst of all, when they were living in france, a mutual but non-french speaking mate passed him a fifty euro note to buy a round of coffees.

AND HE POCKETED THE CHANGE. which was about 42 euros. later on, when they got a round of alcoholic drinks, stingy pete said he'd pay. and, you guessed it, whipped out the 42 euros change and paid from that. he then handed over the balance. unbelievable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:51, 5 replies)

Does he smell as well?
Then you could call him Toy Story.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:12, closed)

'foreveralone me'
Have you tried dyeing your hair?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:10, closed)

To be honest I like the sound of the Pete fella.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:57, closed)

I am the twat
twat Pete
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:15, closed)

So who got the free meat feast pizza?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 23:51, closed)