Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Chugging up the Camel estuary with my dad one day,the coastguard starting honking at us, and waving a flag. My dad just ignored him. He came racing over in his boat, and angrily shouted,'What does this flag mean?' My dad's answer of,'Steer clear, plague on board' was not found amusing. Apparently, we were in the wrong channel.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:06,
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Something similar happened to me with my chinese girlfriend.(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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