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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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The old man living next door is being a twatmonger of the highest order at the moment.
His milk bottles and news papers are piling up so much they are starting to make a mess on my lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06, 4 replies)
I'd go and grab his
pension book, before one of his relatives gets there.
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:10, closed)
That reminds me of a first aid class I went to as a nipper.
The first aid trainer asked "What do we do when we come across someone lying unconscious in the road?"

My answer of "Check their wallets miss" got me thrown out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:25, closed)
the selfish twat
I bet his house has started getting a bit smelly as well.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:11, closed)
At least it doesn't smell of wee so much.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:26, closed)

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