Utter twats you've never met - that want to help you...
A few weeks ago a guy asked my friend and I to meet up in the pub to talk about a new website we had just launched.

He'd read a bit about it and possibly even spoken to someone about it. He said we were 'his kinda guys'.

After telling us what we were doing wrong and how he could help, my friend asked, "What did you like about the site?".

He had never been on the site.

TWAT!

I had to spend 2 pints in his company.
(Don_Quay, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:39, 2 replies)

As the web guy in a largish organisation I have to deal with all kinds of people who are responsible for the content on their particular bit of the website
Half of them will send me requests to update their pages without having even looked at them in weeks - they're very easy to spot, because they'll amend "Can you let me know when this is done?" to the end of their email. Those who actually look at their own pages know that I'll usually do the changes within 10-15 mins, the others are, frankly, lazy twats.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:19, closed)

Having dealt with web design agencies
I just assumed it was standard practice not to look at the client's site.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56, closed)