I like this.
Pensioners think they can get away with so much. I was helping my mate's mum with a bunch of shopping, and this old biddy sailed past her just as she was about to pay, and said aggressively to the cashier, "Can I just pay for these?!" and produced two tins of cat food, toilet paper, and some bloody air freshener, and then proceeded to request 20 B&H!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)