My boss the annoying twat
I actually get on really well with my boss, but he is nonetheless capable of being the most annoying twat imaginable. A case in point: we are currently developing a bit of software about evolution that includes a sexual selection element. Now my boss has decided that each time the word 'sexual' is mentioned, he will leer and rub his nipples while saying 'sexeh'. What's more, he started musing about how to make it more offensive, and eventually decided to turn it into 'sexeh spazz', said in a mongy voice. As he pointed out, the only way to make it worse would be to do it blacked up. Now every few minutes I hear him from his office saying 'sexeh spazz' and I know he's rubbing his nipples.

A few years ago we did something on space and it was all 'Uranus' jokes. For fucking months. Please God let me die now.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:58, 1 reply)

If he's dancing at the same time
Then it's allowed.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:07, closed)