Stag Night
Last night was my stag night, I've have just woken up with a bad hangover and no hair :(

Head shaving Twats :(

* goes back to bed
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:02, 9 replies)

POIDH
If they've shaved other than the top of your skull, I'd really rather not see that.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:57, closed)

I'd rather see pictures
of the stripper they shaved...
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

No pics of the stripper though

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:45, closed)

A Fighter
or a drunk.

The scars are the giveaway.

I can't talk. If I ever go bald there's a massive arc of a scar on my head where someone (my brother) dropped a car wheel on my head. Yes, that was a wheel. Not a tire.

cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:06, closed)

scar is from falling over as a kid

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:19, closed)

THE EYES! MY GOD!
LOOK AT THE EYES!


Now THAT's a hangover.

and congrats by the way;-))
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:43, closed)

1) Excellent thing to do before your wedding
2) That's not shaved
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:55, closed)

:)
True on point 2

It could have been much worse if they had a razor
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:04, closed)

Crikey,
I hope your fiancée's guide dog still recognises you.
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 5:10, closed)