Ok
While I see your point I have two concerns. Firstly, if I start to move my car before paying for the petrol won't the staff get their knickers in a knot thinking that I am going to do a runner? Secondly, it is not the case that the hose will reach to either side of the car at all petrol stations, just some. I know because I have tried it and looked a knob when the hose didn't reach.

However, people who buy loads of shite in the shop and then spend two hours distributing it to all the people in the car are arseholes and should be shot.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:22, 1 reply)

Never had a problem with 1
these days with cctv and the price of petrol I think the cops'd get to your home before you did to hand you the fine on top of the $50 petrol you just ducked out on.
Gas pumps are a little different to the petrol one (which usually just come out of the bowser and have no flexibility) whereas gas ones are usually on a raised flexible arm above the bowser.

& yes, the weekly shop in the servo whilst you car is still parked in the lane - go to a supermarket (they tend to be cheaper) or move yer fucking car first.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, closed)