I think the OP thinks it's a twatty thing to do
because if the tables are taken up by people reserving seats, then they are at risk from having to eat standing up. Which is true. In an ideal world, everyone would stay queued in their groups and would sit in the order they queued. However, this isn't an ideal world and lone cafe-goers like OP and myself will just have to take a bit longer getting ketchup or sugar.
( Bats, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 7:38, 1 reply)

Or you could get some
mates.
Who'll either reserve your table or pay for the coffees while you take seat at a table - either way every hole's a goal right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:06, closed)