I got arrested one time
for parcel taping a mate to a tree, about four feet off the ground. This wasn't the twattish bit, that was just a jape, he was in good spirits about that, but then some utter cunt came and started belting my mate in the face, when he was clearly defenseless because he was taped to a tree. I mean, a joke's a joke, but that's just being a total twuntbag. I got arrested as a party to assault but they let me off because my mate stuck up for me, fair play to him.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:45, 2 replies)

we did this on a mates stag do
2 undercover coppers turn up, one mate got a bollocking for telling them to fuck off, thinking they were street pastors. The highlight was watching the groom to be waving a giant dildo (previously taped to his head) at them going 'leave my mates alone'
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:25, closed)

To be fair, the groom couldn't see what he was doing
what with the giant ballsack covering his eyes.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:53, closed)