Playing 20 questions on a staggeringly dull motorway journey
I had chosen an animal. "Is it bigger than a badger?" family ask. "Yes" I reply.

They never got it.

The animal in question was "A very fat badger", which I still maintain is bigger than "a badger".

They now refuse to play 20 questions with me.



Edit: Shit and fuck, I would have to get that word wrong...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:03, 7 replies)

As would I.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:49, closed)

So why did you say "no"?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:56, closed)

We were playing 'I spy' on the train once with my 5 year old brother.
'I spy something beginning with 'N'
Half an hour later after shit loads of guessing we say
'I give up, what is it?'
'nectricity!'
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:00, closed)

you should get someone to proof read for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:37, closed)

Indeed

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:24, closed)

They probably didn't get it because you lied.
Is it bigger than a badger? The answer should have been yes.

It's impossible to play such games when twats don't know the rules.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:12, closed)

Also banned, for similar reasons
Something beginning with "c"

Chlorophyll
( rofl harris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:07, closed)

Fuck's
Sake. Fixed it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 4:07, closed)