TwatteryNigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I feel your pain.When I was a barman in a country pub, some twat asked for a 'St. Clements' which I had never heard of. After checking with the other members of staff (who hadn't a clue either), I eventually asked the customer what he was on about. Sneering as if I had just asked if I could fuck his wife, he replied 'A St. Clements!! Orange juice and lemonade!'
TWAT.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:32, 1 reply)
AFAIKAs far as I know, he was wrong. It's an orange juice and bitter lemon. Quite nice in fact when you've given up the turps!
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