The Rude Not Chilled Peckers.
A bit of context 1st.
A few years ago I worked as a cookie for a catering company. We did the meals for the talent performing at our city's Entertainment Centre. I helped prepare the meals for quite a few famous people and also for the hundreds of local klingons who appeared each week to quaff wine and munch canapes with the glitterati.
One week we served up a meal to an internationally famous band prior to them going onstage. I wouldn't say I liked them but having partaken in a few of their "pub anthems" and the fact that 1 of them had some Aussie roots - we were keen to impress.
After the show the chef, myself (as sous) and even the dishpig were requested to join them in their dressing room.
"This was it" we thought. Slurping cocaine infused Cristal out of the navels of the most expensive escorts that Perth had to offer with some genuine rockstars, eating diamond-encrusted oysters out of the labias of the local supermodel-wannabes & ending up being the chef-de-partaaay to the stars.
We were in!
We went up.
No broken furniture, no drugs, no hookers. Just said band eating our meal of steamed fish, rice and vegies as they sucked down bottles of the local sparkling mineral water.
Mutha-funking, sheet box, pies-taking wonkers!
I read Scar Tissue a few years later and weeped.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:33, 8 replies)

So ... you judged someone based on their job
and when they failed to live down to your expectations, you were pissed off?

That is indeed twattish.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:39, closed)

Thanks Vag.
That's high praise indeed from you.
I do like your appropriation of AB's critical style.
EDIT: I really wish I'd come across "live down to your expectations" as a phrase as I was growing up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:46, closed)

I'm told the bassist is a bit of a twat if that helps.
A mate of mine had to throw a box of paper at him to make a point about him smoking pot in a recording studio. I.e. not to do it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:01, closed)

Well apparently he's the Aussie connection
but watching him in Dudes was fun.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:05, closed)

What are you McFly...CHICKEN???

Oh wait, that was him in Back to the future...
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:57, closed)

He is
a truly exceptional bass player though.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:43, closed)

Your bessie Hoodbutter?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, closed)

I should at this point say.
Cooking for and meeting the Dalai Lama was kinda a little bit more spesh.

Only thing was. He wasn't a twat by disappointing me by behaving exactly as I imagined the earthly incarnation of the Bhoddi would behave like.
I still have a lump inside my elbow where he tried to jack me and missed the vein.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, closed)

I just like the idea of being able to work as a cookie
18 months of living with an Australian and my favourite phrase I learned off her was "leaving it on the snib" and now I find out this phrase exists?!!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:16, closed)