I never get ID'd
Because I have cunningly fashioned myself to resemble a paunchy, greying man with an advanced case of male pattern baldness.

My cunning is even more cunning because I resemble such a creature in every aspect of my being, most particularly my age and hormone levels and follicular sensitivity.

I haven't thought of it as an advantage since I could pass for 25 when I was 15. But that was a long time ago, so it's nice the years of slapheadedness are paying a dividend other than reduced hairdressing bills.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:20, 1 reply)

I'm working on that
Give me a decade or so
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, closed)