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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I never get ID'd
Because I have cunningly fashioned myself to resemble a paunchy, greying man with an advanced case of male pattern baldness.

My cunning is even more cunning because I resemble such a creature in every aspect of my being, most particularly my age and hormone levels and follicular sensitivity.

I haven't thought of it as an advantage since I could pass for 25 when I was 15. But that was a long time ago, so it's nice the years of slapheadedness are paying a dividend other than reduced hairdressing bills.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:20, 1 reply)
I'm working on that
Give me a decade or so
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, closed)

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