squirt him with a water bottle every time he says it
he'll soon stop it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, 1 reply)

It just might work...
It did on my neighbours cat whenever she tried to piss where we'd planted our potatoes.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, closed)

i'm trying the same tactic on my neighbour's dog
it's either that or poison the fucker. either way, it'll learn not to bark outside my bedroom window at 6.30 in the morning :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:43, closed)

Apologies on behalf of my fellow dog owners. But please don't poison the dog. Its been raised badly by idiots. We have a lovely and quiet GSD at home who is no trouble, but some nasty toy poodle up the road wakes everyone up at 6. Report them to the council if it persists. It does work. A previous neighbour of ours got a cockerel. Sounds fun but is really annoying as fuck. Someone complained to the council and the bird was gone after a month or so (we know because the council, unsure of whose cock it was, hehe, posted the warnings to everyone in the area).
(tyrellsOwl, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46, closed)

i'd never really poison the dog
but i and several other neighbours have been complaining about this dog for 6 months now and still nothing has been done :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:49, closed)