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And also if I could for sympathy of owning a Plastic Pig.

Many years ago a my brothers friend had one, and after the usual breakdowns and rollovers, he decided to torch it can claim any insurance he could.

Apparently he drove it into a field, poured petrol on it and lit it. The blast knocked him back and he ran off.

I let him know I didn't really approve, and he replied that it was ok really, as when he went back the next day there was "nothing left" but a charred blob. No way to identify it as a car, let alone his one.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)