twattery
when i was still a young ASSASIN, i used to be an outrageous twat. When my freinds told me to mellow out i just became even more of a twat.when i was at my freind peter's (cause that's his names ) sleep over i put clingfilm ove the toilet.Next morning:
AAAARRRGGGGWHATThEFUCK!!!!elenvtyone!!
We stopped being friends after that. i wonder why? Still, he was a great friend and i still miss him from time to time.
(ASSASIN killed someone Yonks ago, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:24, 4 replies)

This wins the week.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:38, closed)

Would have been better if....
....you'd payed attention at school - you may have been able to string a intelligible anecdote together then.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, closed)

Would have been even better iff ...
... you'd "paid" attention at school, too. You may have been able to string "an" intelligent reply together, if you had.

Yes, I know, I'm a twat.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, closed)

Not at all Mr / Ms Blanket
I admire your attention to detail! I am indeed at fault here, though I claim an ageing brain creating typographical errors rather than lack of knowledge of the English language. Apart from 'payed' - that one was the mark of a real twat, so I hold my hand up.

Respect, Sir or Madam!
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:39, closed)

fuck offf im new to b3ta!
(ASSASIN killed someone Yonks ago, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:12, closed)

Was the sleepover last week?
(anvil, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, closed)

noooo it was way back
in 'nam i was holding the front line errr sorry got carried away there
(ASSASIN killed someone Yonks ago, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:03, closed)

omg your sooo old

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09, closed)

I'm not that old actually: i'm only in my forties the vietnam was just a joke
(ASSASIN killed someone Yonks ago, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:03, closed)