If he'd died
The only problem would be that there would need to be an eye witness or CCTV to prove that I didn't have to push him out of the way to avoid a collision.

The pavement is quite narrow between a building and telephone junction box at this point, a collision with a cyclist standing on the peddles, swaying from side to side at full pelt and a pedestrian was almost inevitable. If I'd gone over and finished him off it would be a different matter. I just stopped when I heard the crash.

I'll take my chances every time rather than be either maimed by a cyclist hitting me, or letting people's twattish behaviour make me cow-tail to anyone and everyone.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:47, 2 replies)

Cow tail?
I think you mean Kowtow.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:58, closed)

See ufm's
"Moo. Plop."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:11, closed)

It's been along day, OK?
What with hiding the bodies of all these cyclists, and all.
Have some sympathy.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:17, closed)

Um
"If he'd died, The only problem would be that there would need to be an eye witness or CCTV to prove that I didn't have to push him out of the way to avoid a collision."

actually, the other problem would be that he'd have died.
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:02, closed)

Oh, yeah.
Obviously.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, closed)