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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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Wavy Lines
I don't need a sub-primary school phrase to understand that your story is set in the past. If your ability to set the scene is limited to 'wavy lines', then I can be assured that the rest of your story will be dull as fuck.

Semi-literate, unimaginative TWATS.

See what I mean:

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(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:32, 10 replies)
Harsh.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:38, closed)
better wavy lines than sweaty-handed Hotmail hacking.
Or elaborate qotw lies about selling paracetamol to ravers (who strangely had no issue with them being twice the size of actual bumbles), getting caught by the fuzz who, against all known legal precedence, decided not to prosecute, even though it was an open and shut case, amirite?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, closed)
We knew what you meant
we didn't need a link.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, closed)
Yes.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, closed)
Albert Marshmallow for Mod !!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:07, closed)
^^ This ^^

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, closed)
Oh Christ, I actually agree with creepy, weird Albert.
I feel rather ill now.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:40, closed)
I thought it was mandatory to include at least one
repetitive proto meme 'sub-primary school phrase' in every QOTW answer? Isn't it just a loveable part of the fabric of the board much as penis length jokes, claiming small denomination notes for identifying persona, reasons for failing to use pseudonyms to protect the not so innocent etc. are?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:23, closed)
Yes
^this
oh, and ^that
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:37, closed)
Oi
Watch it
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:23, closed)

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