TwatteryNigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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For japes a-plenty and giggles ahoyTake your double-width double berth pushchair down Oxford Street in London to do your Christmas shopping.
Leave your kids with a babysitter at home so that you can maximise said pushchair's use as a trolley.
That will make everyone who encounters you stroke their chins in awe at your amazing practical shopping wisdom.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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During my many years of retail experience, I found that pushchairs are the accessory of choice for female shoplifters.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:33,
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