My ex Boss the work-shy Lying twat.
Once took a sudden call from his wife announcing that she'd written her car off and had just been rushed into hospital with her 2 kids. Therefore I'd have to go conduct his sales presentation on my own as he had to rush to her side.

His wife was spotted the following day in her car, showing no signs of any damage.

This was when I first discovered from my colleagues that he was a work-sky lying twat of the highest order. Although I think they may have called him a Cunt.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)