TwatteryNigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I believe I've found a surefire way to get these sodcasting noisy twats to leave my vicinityJust wait until one of them makes eye contact with you, flick your gaze down and then back up and say, slightly breathily "Oooh, nice pants"! Licking your lips suggestively could also be useful.
I did this only yesterday - ended up with an entire table all to myself in a busy fast food joint.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:54, 1 reply)
I'd be too scared of getting my head kicked in to try that.(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:26,
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