TWAT!
So, right, this flatmate of mine at uni. What an utter arse he was. I can get on with most people, I'm pretty great really, unless you annoy me, and then I just go BANG! But, you know, I never get annoyed with anyone who doesn't deserve it. Anyhoo, this bloke was just beyond the pale. The most unreasonable man I ever have had the misfortune to deal with. I tried being nice, I left notes, I texted him about it, I told all my friends, but it didn't change anything, he just went on and on PUTTING THE FUCKING FORKS IN THE DRAWER FACING CURVED SIDE DOWNWARDS.

WHAT A TWAT!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:45, 2 replies)

I commend you for your restraint...

If that'd been me, and I owned a gun...blimey, there'd be hell to pay.

I bet he sets the temperature gauge in his car to an odd number as well.

He deserves to die of gonorrhea
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:05, closed)

i bet he
even has the flap of toilet roll hanging at the back.
bastards like this should not be allowed to breedgate
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:52, closed)