I'll also add
"sitting in the outside lane regardless of how fast you're going"

Twat.

It's not a fast lane. Or a middle lane. They are two overtaking lanes. Consequently, whilst driving, ask yourself "am I actually overtaking anyone? if not then I am effectively on the wrong side of the road"
Anyone failing to understand this incredibly simple piece of information should not be allowed cutlery, let alone two tons of metal powered by an internal combusion engine
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:48, 3 replies)

Ooh, I'm annoyed I missed that one.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:57, closed)

Ooh, I'm annoyed I missed that onegate

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50, closed)

^THIS^
In capitals
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:42, closed)

Surely it is a middle lane

(RTFM May your god go with you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:56, closed)

geometrically, yeah, you've got me
but you know what I mean. There is a lane to drive in, and then there are two overtaking lanes. Calling it middle implies it's a sensible place to stay regardless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:50, closed)