Revenge is sweet (and non fattening)
My first ever blowjob was interrupted - and never subsequently resumed - because my twat of a housemate deliberately interrupted proceedings. He knew I was "occupied", so it was sheer cock-blocking twuntery.

Several years later, he turned up at a rather attractive young lady's flat, obviously attempting to make a play for her. His face when I wandered out of her bedroom clad only in my boxers was an image I shall treasure for ever.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:15, 5 replies)

You didn't forgive him after he carried on sucking?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22, closed)

So where was she?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:37, closed)

raped and dead on the bed, I fear.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:39, closed)

hmmm, fair assumption given the evidence, and it would explain the look on the twats face too.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:47, closed)

Outside,
washing his Honda Accord in a bikini, because she was a model you know.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, closed)