Unexpected Good Fortune
Travelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
Travelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 18:43)
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One christmas when I was a mere pre-teen
I opened all my presents to find that my bigger brothers girlfriend had bought me a rubber cock, handcuffs, a police womans outfit, and finally, a gimp outfit. My brother got a pirate boat lego set, the complete series of Bananaman and some Brut aftershave.
The pile of pressies should've been clearly labelled, and to this day I stand by that statement.
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 23:26, Reply)
I opened all my presents to find that my bigger brothers girlfriend had bought me a rubber cock, handcuffs, a police womans outfit, and finally, a gimp outfit. My brother got a pirate boat lego set, the complete series of Bananaman and some Brut aftershave.
The pile of pressies should've been clearly labelled, and to this day I stand by that statement.
( , Thu 14 Sep 2006, 23:26, Reply)
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